La! Akanusha!

“I promise you … La is just like a dude!”~Anonymous

Not too sure who Latifah thinks she’s fooling, but it ain’t us! Not only has the ‘Lady’s First’ lyricist long kept herself tightly locked-up in that closet –she’s now straight sayin’ she’s NOT a lesbian! Know why? Because West Hollywood’s gay community outed her last night, crowning the 43-year-old feminist “Queen of the Carnaval” for WeHo’s annual Halloween extravaganza.

“West Hollywood is excited that Queen Latifah is holding the 2013 title.”

Here’s what an insider exclusively tells HSK:

“Back in the day, La never missed a Sunday at Buddah Bar to holla at the chicks. Buddah Bar was the lesbian jump! All the industry dykes were there … MC Lyte, Missy, Queen Pen, Brat, Pam [from Total] … Monifah was always fucked up, dancing … La would be posted up at the front door with her all-dyke crew checking out each chick as they walked in. She’d be like ‘ya’ll is some pretty mutha fuckas.’
I promise you … La is just like a dude! Lucky for her ain’t no camera phones back then.”

Did Queen Latifah used to ride her motorcycle — with her cycle dyke crew — and her a Puerto Rican femme piece on the back? Of course! Just ask Latifah’s ex-boo Monifa.

Hehehehe!!!!