Well, sound the horns. Kim Kardashian and her

~~attention~~ loverman, Kanye West are having a baby. Sorry, I couldn’t think of a way to add a “K” into that…with khild? Yeah, that doesn’t work. Either way, we’re celebrating the new life that Ye every so sweetly placed into the womb of his superstar (all from her home movie) girlfriend Kim. Yay Kimye!

Eeeeeeven though, on paper, Kim looks as sketchy as her Sears Kollection, she’s got the heart to be a doting mother.From the way she’s got her stardom to her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries(which, by the way still isn’t over), Kim may not be the best person to pinpoint as a role model, but maybe motherhood will turn her hunger for fame around.

Congrats to Kim & Kanye for their “New Year, New Beginnings”

With celebrity spawn-dom comes great responsibility. Privileged children need to stick together. From rattles from diamond-encrusted baby bathtubs (thanks Kelly Rowland) to Bugaboos strollers, it’s nothing but the best for the lucky kids born under their parents’ shining star. Baby Kimye may need a few rich pointers from his/her peers.

Here’s some celebrity kids who need to scoop little baby Kimye under their wings and show him/her the ways of the rich:

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